Preface : He gets a name

I was in search for an apt name for the lead role... the yet to become hero... the one who never bothered to read - "Zero to Hero in 26.84 seconds" or "How to get a girl in 7 Days" or those self help books that promise you to help pick a girl from any dance pub... It wasn't difficult to find a name... I had my own.. But as I said earlier I dont want to wash it in public... So after 2 pegs of whiskey, browsing through all names in Orkut starting with V, G, R, J, A and D; writing down all the names of those guys who wooed my crushes away from me... and finally here I was with the name - The Zero (oops I meant hero) of my story... "Dev"... What better name would I ever get... ????? Well the story is not at all about me... so I dont have to worry about people calling me Dev from now on....

Well Im getting late now.... I have other commitments I dont want to fret or choke my brain thinking about his story or his so called girls or wat ever be the 'F'... better I leave it to him to narrate... Buddy Dev! this blog is all urs... Once done drop me a message @ vijesh.br@gmail.com... I know its going to be boring.. So Im not going to refresh the blog 3 times a minute ( as how I generally do with Orkut) checking wat junk you have typed in here... Sope... its alvida from my side... and mera naam kharaab math karna... and please dont disturb me in between.....!

Tryst With Love - Wat a day to start

10:20 PM Satyam Cinemas 13 Friday Feb 09
Dev: Paro... ek photo bhejna...
Paro: woh tumhare paas hai naa... ( silence for a few seconds)
Dev: Bina kapdon wali...
Paro: Paagal ho gaye ho kya ??

What a movie to start the V Day with... Dev D.. a loosely inspired freaky version of Devdas! We 3 sat at the back most row and broke out into laughter after hearing each dialogue delivery... Perhaps we saw a Dev in each one of us ? or perhaps we saw him in each others ??? Or in each one who filled the cinema hall with thundering laughter ... ?? Well the discussions on tat can be taken offline... after all (like one of my friend keeps saying) who wants to wash his/her dirty linen out in the public...

Tryst With Love... Is a story... Story of a kid who plucked yellow little flowers for his girlfriend during his kindergarten.... its the story of the boy who got chocolates for his crush and ate it himself during the lunch break... its the story of the guy who proposed for the first time ever with a shivering hand and knocking knees... proposed the second time and nth time with another girl with ray of hope in the horizons... and is waiting to deliver his (n+1)th proposal to have his Love take its ultimate flight...

Disclaimer: The specified (n+1) is a tentative value which might get incremented based on some complex geometrical aspects of love and the state of being a being... All we can do right now is blame the stars(more blame games is yet to be revealed)...

11:59 PM and ticking (Satyam cinemas again... but this time its silence)
Dev: Mein tum se bohauth pyar kartha hoon....
Paro: hmm!! Pyar... Sach to yeh hai ki tum kabhi kisi se pyar nahi kar sakte... hai tho sirf ek se... Apne aap se...

Another Disclaimer: The kid-turned-boy-turned-guy-turned-man is not a Devdas for any reason.. he doesn't smoke.. nor has he ever tried grass or any sort of shit... nor does he take more than 5 pegs of vodka(even tat comes 1-2 times a year)... nor has he visited any Chanda... nor he gulps down one full bottle of Smirnoff... nor he has 1 km long dhoti which devdas drags all the way from Chandas den to Paro's bungalow... The story has 50% Truth, 25% bluff, 15% masala, 9% stolen stories 1% love and 0% luck!

Lets hope the hero will soon meet his heroine, so that I can wrap up this blog and publish a 200 paged book rather than as a 200 volumed modern epic ;-)

00:00:01 AM 14 Feb 2009 - Wish you all a Happy Valentines Day... and let me continue with what Dev has to say back to Paro... (Eyes stuck back on to the silver screen @ 6 Degrees... Satyam Cinemas... Second Show... Dev D and a cup of coffee)